March 2012
February 2012
Lo! Who is that, striding out of the mini-mall parking lot! It is Larissa, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! She bellows gutterally:
“I’m going to spank you until you’re bright blue!”
Sprinting through the wasteland, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh Antivian! And she gives a spectacular howl:
“I’m going to fuck you until your rump glows, then steal your lederhosen!”
Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging across the wasteland! It is Wafflesketch, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence@ And with a low scream, her voice cometh:
“I’m going to brutalize you past the point of no return, then make toast!!!”
Sprinting through the fields, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a meaty axe, cometh Mage0fbl00d! And she gives a cruel howl:
“Blood and souls for my dark lord! I bring darkness and mayhem until everything has croaked!!!”
Why do I get the feeling this is all heavily influenced by Harry Potter… but not?
Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling along the plains! It is Soptastic, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a gutteral bellow, her voice cometh:
“I’m going to fuck you beyond your expiration date, then make toast!”oh my god
Striding along the mountains, wielding a bladed baseball bat, cometh Hannah! And she gives a mighty roar:
“I’m seriously going to use you like a hand puppet!!!”
Who is that, rampaging amidst the terrain! It is Erin, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a mighty grunt, his voice cometh:
“I’m going to fuck you until war is peace!!!”
Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting across the hotel lobby! It is Mewmew, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with an ominous scream, her voice cometh:
“I’m going to brutalize you into the fast lane, and throw you out the window!!”
LMAO. Well alright, sounds legit.
Sprinting along the tarmac, wielding gilded boxing gloves, cometh Theinsaneeraser! And she gives a cruel howl:
“For the love of carnage and discord, I feel like chicken tonight!!”
I am tech supposed to be on tumblr vaca, because I see people who are in pain and I wanna help and then I shove my stuff away and jfbsdbuafdjkasfsdj I just wanna make everyone happy, even though I know I can’t, so that’s why I haven;t been on, my therapist told me to take a break, to have time for me and yeah, so, Guys, I’m here… just, not here?
i’m a girl who likes girls and boys
